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Why Brad and Angie finally had enough

So why are Brangelina suing the News of The World when almost every celebrity magazine has printed many more damaging "revelations"?  Well, it kills two birds with one stone.  As the law is so different, celebrities have virtually no way to sue over gossip allegations in the US. The News of The World is big and rich enough to be worth taking to court, and suing Murdoch is  unlikely to displease them. If they win then US publications publishing these false claims would be deemed guilty of malice, the US definition of defamation, and they could then sue for millions. So, not only are the Jolie-Pitts taking a stand about  what's been said about them they also stop future gossip.

You've got to think they have a point - we've been looking at the last three years of celebrity magazines. Brad and Angelina have been married twice, split twenty times, Brad's gone back to Jen eight times, Jen's been over Brad three times, and she's been pining for him sixteen times. Oh and she was pregnant with his baby last August. Except she doesn't seem to be. And Brad refused to have any more kids  with Angelina, just five months before their twins were born. He started to turn to drink last January, and in March and somehow again after Christmas.

 
 

 Eurovision goes back to the 70s

Despite having made some significant stepstowards being a credible force again in the last 10 years it seems the 2010 Eurovision Song
Contest will mark another sea change in the competition’s history. The same sea change it saw in 1969. Yes, the Eurovision has gone
bafflingly 70s. Next to this lot, even UK'sdecision to get Pete Waterman involved looks modern.

Cyprus has gone for a John Mayer clone, Norway and Iceland have gone cruise ship, Switzerland's entry has extraordinary ears
and a song called "Golden Shower", whileHolland's decision to get Father Abrahamas songwriter somehow turns out to be worse than you even imagined:

Listen/watch:
http://www.popbitch.com/home/eurovision-2010/
 
 

 >> Helping Haiti <<
Haven't they suffered enough?

It's hard to know what's the best news Haiti's received this week:

Could it be that both Alexandra Burke and Angelina Jolie have visited?

Or that Lindsay Lohan is selling leggings to raise money for them?

Or perhaps that Harley-Davidson have donated28 motorbikes to the country? Because when230,000 of your compatriots have just died,
and almost all the roads are blocked, ridingyour own Hog must really seem like thatdream come true...

 
   >> Throwing in the towel <<
Hollywood gays stay stuck in the closet

Hollywood columnists are usually pretty good at coming up with cute nicknames for the stars (Brangelina, TomKat, Bennifer etc...) but they
show a rather backwards streak when they’rediscussing homosexuals.

A major gossip column this week relayed a storyabout Matthew Perry being ‘approached’ at asteam bath in LA by a man who dropped
his towel and showed his crown jewels. Thenickname used for the flasher? Sammy Sodomite.

And people wonder why the A-List are slightly reticent to come out of the closet.

 
 

 >> SuperBrad <<
We can't help but love S Club
PG writes:
"When on a plane back from Rio I had the honour of sitting with S Club 7 (admittedlywe are going back a few years). Tina spent the flight cuddling a giant teddy bear,Jo was admiring herself in Hello magazine and Bradley referred to himself repeatedlyas a m********king n*gger."